Laser Fart.

This is the thing that I think is the most important, profound thing. There are disorders, afflictions, whatever you call them…head injuries, that can cause people to like eating poop. There are people who sleep with corpses. There are people who get turned on by women stepping on their face. There are people who wanna fuck teddy bears. There are people who eat dirt. There are people who murder children. There is no such thing, there is no twisting of the mind possible that has ever resulted in any person wanting to be alone.